Stories Archive by Month - April
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California Legislature Makes Discrimination Mandatory
The California legislature has no only legalized discrimination but has made it mandatory for state and local contracts.
Doggie Boutique Regrettably Unaffected By Recession
While useful across the nation are shuttered and their talented workers forced into unemployment, one doggie boutique in Chicago that specializes in organic doggie treats and homemade doggie outfits remains irksomely unscathed by the crumbling
Outrage Continues Over Violence Against Pirates
As reports of more Somali pirate hijackings continue to increase, many former supporters of President Obama are now criticizing him, claiming that the deaths of three pirates on Obama's order has only caused them to
Trailer Review: Crank 2: High Voltage
This trailer for Crank 2: High Voltage isn't even trying. Despite starring award-winning actor Jason Statham, it's full of more stupidity in two and a half minutes than a Jeff Foxworthy concert. The trailer for
Susan Boyle Sings On Oprah
Susan Boyle, who has over 34 million fans on YouTube, spoke to and sang for Oprah Winfrey last night. At the conclusion of the interview, she sang Summertime, from the Gershwin & Hammerstein production of
Susan Boyle Has First Orgasm While Singing 'Hey Jude'
DATELINE:LONDON-- Scottish song-bird Susan Boyle experienced her first sexual orgasm in front of millions of people Sunday night. She was briefly hospitalized following the unexpected physical release, and is resting at home. Susan never had
Dallas Federal Reserve Bank President Richard Fisher Asks China To Buy U.S. Toilet Paper
DALLAS -- Dallas Federal Reserve Bank Richard Fisher spent time on Sunday asking the former porn actress China Lee to keep buying U.S. toilet paper. The U.S. is presently running an
Miss Usa Contestant Earns Praise For Bravely Admitting Stupid Views
Miss USA contestant Carrie Prejean is being called gutsy by many supporters, who say it takes a lot of fortitude to face the nation and openly implicate oneself as having ridiculous ideas.
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