Stories Archive by Month - April

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California Legislature Makes Discrimination Mandatory

The California legislature has no only legalized discrimination but has made it mandatory for state and local contracts.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 22 April 2009
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Doggie Boutique Regrettably Unaffected By Recession

While useful across the nation are shuttered and their talented workers forced into unemployment, one doggie boutique in Chicago that specializes in organic doggie treats and homemade doggie outfits remains irksomely unscathed by the crumbling

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 22 April 2009
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Outrage Continues Over Violence Against Pirates

As reports of more Somali pirate hijackings continue to increase, many former supporters of President Obama are now criticizing him, claiming that the deaths of three pirates on Obama's order has only caused them to

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Trailer Review: Crank 2: High Voltage

This trailer for Crank 2: High Voltage isn't even trying. Despite starring award-winning actor Jason Statham, it's full of more stupidity in two and a half minutes than a Jeff Foxworthy concert. The trailer for

Susan Boyle Sings On Oprah

Susan Boyle Sings On Oprah

Susan Boyle, who has over 34 million fans on YouTube, spoke to and sang for Oprah Winfrey last night. At the conclusion of the interview, she sang Summertime, from the Gershwin & Hammerstein production of

Susan Boyle Has First Orgasm While Singing 'Hey Jude'

Susan Boyle Has First Orgasm While Singing 'Hey Jude'

DATELINE:LONDON-- Scottish song-bird Susan Boyle experienced her first sexual orgasm in front of millions of people Sunday night. She was briefly hospitalized following the unexpected physical release, and is resting at home. Susan never had

 The Spoof
Added: 22 April 2009
Dallas Federal Reserve Bank President Richard Fisher Asks China To Buy U.S. Toilet Paper

Dallas Federal Reserve Bank President Richard Fisher Asks China To Buy U.S. Toilet Paper

DALLAS -- Dallas Federal Reserve Bank Richard Fisher spent time on Sunday asking the former porn actress China Lee to keep buying U.S. toilet paper. The U.S. is presently running an

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Miss Usa Contestant Earns Praise For Bravely Admitting Stupid Views

Miss USA contestant Carrie Prejean is being called gutsy by many supporters, who say it takes a lot of fortitude to face the nation and openly implicate oneself as having ridiculous ideas.

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 22 April 2009


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