Stories Archive by Month - April
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Teen Confessions: Jessica Simpson
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Diets Proven To Work! Or Do They?
Shockwaves rippled through the diet industry yesterday as new findings by the University of Liverpool were released about the effectiveness of diets. Shockingly the report was unequivocal in its support of diets, especially crash diets,...
Freed Foreign Criminals On The Run Crisis: Deportation Looms
London, Saturday 29 April 2006, (Associated Mess): The Metropolitan Police has confirmed today that it is about to take drastic action on the fiasco of missing foreign ex-prisoners on the run who haveso far escaped...
Mississippi Criminalises Sex Toys
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Ask Dr. Sawtooth: Is It True About Global Warming?
Bongo News is proud to have engaged the services of Dr. Sawtooth. Dr. Sawtooth and his staff of experts will select and answer a question of interest each week...
Junior Did A Line of Coke With Cretin
Washington DC, Wednesday 26 April 2006 - (Associated Mess): A drastic damage limitation exercise is under way in the corridor of power at the White House today following the publication of damning photographs of President...
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