Stories Archive by Month - April
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Bush Rushed To New Orleans Hospital After Photo-op Accident
New Orleans, LA (APE) - President Bush was rushed to a New Orleans hospital after being hit in the eye with a pen tossed to him to autograph a...
Tom Cruise Converts From Scientology To Existentialism
(Los Angeles--CA) Who was that little man coming out of a Starbucks on Wilshire Boulevard wearing a beret and shouting lines from Jean Paul Sartre's play "No Exit" mixed with profanity...
Pittsburgh Pirates To Welcome Illegal Immigrants Who Can Field, Hit, Or Pitch
The Pittsburgh Pirates, Major League Baseball's most relentlessly pathetic team for the last 10+ years, have announced they'll accept any illegal immigrants with "a modicum of baseball talent," sources said yesterday...
Jury Urged To Tickle Moussaoui To Death
Reuters (24/04/05) - Prosecutors in the trial of al-Qaeda conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui have urged the jury to condemn him to death by tickling...
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