Stories Archive by Month - April

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Listen To Living With War By Neil Young

BURBANK, CA (MARKET WIRE) -- On May 2nd, Neil Young will release "Living With War" -- a 10-song collection that the artist describes as a "metal folk protest" -- as a digital download album...

 The Chortler
Added: 29 April 2006
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Lesbian Strip Search Shock

Woman hideously tortured by a psychotic policewoman who smells of fish...

 Utterpants
Added: 29 April 2006
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Trump Says Miss USA Reneged On Blow Job

BALTIMORE — After Miss Kentucky was crowned as Miss USA 2006 last week in Baltimore, Donald Trump complained that she has reneged on her promise of a blow job...

 Bongo News
Added: 29 April 2006
Limbaugh Not Guilty, Pelosi Calls For Rove Firing

Limbaugh Not Guilty, Pelosi Calls For Rove Firing

(2004-04-29) - Just minutes after nationally-syndicated radio talkshow host Rush Limbaugh reached a deal with the Palm Beach County State Attorney's Office yesterday that will clear him of guilt in a doctor-shopping case, House Minority

 Scrapple Face
Added: 29 April 2006
Water Prices Up Sharply Ahead of Peak Season

Water Prices Up Sharply Ahead of Peak Season

LOS ANGELES — Bottled water prices have surged by 36 cents a gallon in the California area over the past month, according to the AAA auto club, with the beginning of the peak thirsty season less than two months away...

 Bongo News
Added: 28 April 2006
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'Everything's A Dollar' To Pay Employees $1 Per Hour

The convenience of shopping in a store where everything is only a dollar has influenced Everything's a Dollar's corporate payroll which plans to lower their employee salaries to one dollar per hour. CEO Brandon Ferns...

 Broken Newz
Added: 28 April 2006
What Did Rumsfeld Not Know And When Did He Not Know It?

What Did Rumsfeld Not Know And When Did He Not Know It?

“As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say, we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't know.”...

 Bongo News
Added: 28 April 2006
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A Woman Discovers An Unexpected Use For Her Vibrator

Chapter Two of The Day the Earth Moved...

 Utterpants
Added: 28 April 2006


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