Stories Archive by Month - April

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Gonzales Resigns, Bush Appoints Him To The Supreme Court

Gonzales Resigns, Bush Appoints Him To The Supreme Court

Washington-- Finally yielding to pressure from just about everyone in Washington, except his stalwart friend, the President, Alberto Gonzales submitted his resignation as Attorney General of the United States today, "but

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 30 April 2007
President Bush Plans To Spend All His New Money Probing Gasoline Prices

President Bush Plans To Spend All His New Money Probing Gasoline Prices

President George W. Bush spoke at a press conference yesterday, taking time to discuss the recent rise of U.S. gas prices.

 Broken Newz
Added: 30 April 2007
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Bblooper: Fresh Air

Air quality standards have gone way down...

 BBSpot
Added: 30 April 2007
Randall Tobias : Totally Screwed In Call Girl Scandal

Randall Tobias : "Totally Screwed In Call Girl Scandal"

WASHINGTON (UCS News) -- Bush appointed State Department official Randall Tobias was fired Friday after revealing to UCS News that he had been a client of a D.C. escort service.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 30 April 2007
Tenet Calls Cheney A Dirty Little Pig

Tenet Calls Cheney "A Dirty Little Pig"

New York, NY (O!-Online) - Controversial former CIA director and presidential medal of freedom winner George Tenet made an appearance with Rosie O'Donnell on ABC's The View on Friday

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 30 April 2007
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Bblooper: Bold Moves

Michigan's jails are built Ford tough...

 BBSpot
Added: 30 April 2007
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Bblooper: Open Borders

We welcome all foreigners...

 BBSpot
Added: 30 April 2007
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Regular-hair Hos, Other Hos Yearn For Publicity In

The nation's "regular, run-of-the-mill-hair hos" are "stomping mad" that their kindred spirits, the nappy-headed hos, have received all the publicity in the wake of Don Imus's comments, sources said yesterday.

 Broken Newz
Added: 30 April 2007


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