Stories Archive by Month - April
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Gonzales Resigns, Bush Appoints Him To The Supreme Court
Washington-- Finally yielding to pressure from just about everyone in Washington, except his stalwart friend, the President, Alberto Gonzales submitted his resignation as Attorney General of the United States today, "but
President Bush Plans To Spend All His New Money Probing Gasoline Prices
President George W. Bush spoke at a press conference yesterday, taking time to discuss the recent rise of U.S. gas prices.
Randall Tobias : "Totally Screwed In Call Girl Scandal"
WASHINGTON (UCS News) -- Bush appointed State Department official Randall Tobias was fired Friday after revealing to UCS News that he had been a client of a D.C. escort service.
Tenet Calls Cheney "A Dirty Little Pig"
New York, NY (O!-Online) - Controversial former CIA director and presidential medal of freedom winner George Tenet made an appearance with Rosie O'Donnell on ABC's The View on Friday
Regular-hair Hos, Other Hos Yearn For Publicity In
The nation's "regular, run-of-the-mill-hair hos" are
"stomping mad" that their kindred spirits, the
nappy-headed hos, have received all the publicity in
the wake of Don Imus's comments, sources said
yesterday.
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