Stories Archive by Month - April

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No Clear Winner In First Presidential Debate

No Clear Winner In First Presidential Debate

CLICK TO ENLARGE Washington, DC (Rotters) - In a subdued counterpoint to the highly publicized Democratic presidential candidate debate sponsored by MSNBC, Fox news sponsored an impromptu spontaneous

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Added: 30 April 2007
Exxon/mobil Breaks Last Quarter Record With A Disgusting Profit of $9.28 Billion.

Exxon/mobil Breaks Last Quarter Record With A Disgusting Profit of $9.28 Billion.

Exxon/Mobil CEO, Lee Raymond, joyfully reported that this quarter's profit of $9.28 billion exceeded last quarter's record-breaking profit of $8.4 billion. Of course none of this obscene profit that

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Added: 30 April 2007
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Pc Weenies: Holy Backup

Saved by the book...

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Added: 30 April 2007
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Bblooper: Man's Best Friend

He gave you his heart...

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Added: 30 April 2007
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Trailer Review: Spider-man 3

Will the third installment of the Spider-Man franchise, live up to the trailers of the first two? Read the full review to find out...

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Added: 30 April 2007
Bush Invites Dems And Republicans To White House To Talk Iraq

Bush Invites Dems And Republicans To White House To Talk Iraq

Congress is set to send Bush a bill that contains a troop withdrawal timetable, which he promises to veto. Looking beyond that, the president is reaching out to lawmakers from

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Added: 30 April 2007
Rice Assumes Responsibility For Randall Tobias: Mistakes Were Made

Rice Assumes Responsibility For Randall Tobias: "Mistakes Were Made"

Washington, DC (APE) - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice today stepped forward to admit that the widening "DC Madam Prostitution Scandal" which has apparently entrapped Deputy Secretary of State

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Added: 30 April 2007
George W. Bush Calls For President's Impeachment

George W. Bush Calls For President's Impeachment

(Washington, Ucs News) George W. Bush shocked the White House press core today when he called for the President to be impeached. Mr. Bush criticized The Presidents the handling of the

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Added: 30 April 2007


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