Stories Archive by Month - April
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Flu Zombies Reported In Mexico City As Residents Brace For Another Night of Horror!
Mexico City - Another night of looting and burning is expected as fearful residents of this once bustling city brace themselves for the expanding legion of Flu Zombies roaming city streets.
According to police captain Hector
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Top TV Chefs Struck Down by Huge Vegetables! Vegetable Rights Activists Call for End to Regular Abuse of Fruit and Veg in Britain's Kitchens and Gardens!
J-lo, Bea Arthur Fued Ends As Arthur Drops Dead
According to an Indian newspaper, two of Hollywood's most well known faces, Jennifer Lopez and Beatrice Arthur have come to loggerheads over their upcoming films, both focusing on single women wanting to be mothers.
However, over
Kate Middleton Loses Drug Secrets In A Handbag
London - (Desperate Royal Wannabe Mess): A fifty billion dollar drugs sting was thrown into chaos this week after recent MI6 recruit Kate Middleton left top secret intelligence about an imminent crack bust on a
Hollie Steel Admits Julie Andrews Is Her Biological Grandmother
LONDON - It seems as though "Britains Got Talent" keeps putting out amazing performers like Victoria's Secret puts out bras.
The latest BGT find is little 10-year-old Hollie Steel, who hails from Accrington, Lancashire in England.
Hollie
Things Got Much Worse After Reading The Scroll
Your Place - You, upon reading that unidentified scroll you found, just made your precarious situation dramatically worse, not better like you had hoped.
Used-car-driving, Non-property-owning, Unmarried Man Somehow Happy; Experts Baffled
A Chicago man has rekindled a debate biologists and sociologists thought they had settled centuries ago: can someone who isn't married and doesn't own any property really be happy?
Britain's Got Talent - Hollie Steel Is The New 'Julie Andrews' Says Julie Andrews!
Hollie Steel, 7 and a half , is the new me says Julie Andrews. Julie who has not been in the news since 1970, because she has talent has announced to the world... Hollie Steel
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