Stories Archive by Month - April

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British Family Returns From Mexico Without Swine 'Flu

British Family Returns From Mexico Without Swine 'Flu

There was good news for a British family tonight after they returned to the UK from their Mexican holiday, safe and sound without having caught the potentially-deadly Swine 'Flu. The Macawber family, from Chichester, spent three

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Norm Coleman To Appeal To UN If He Loses

The Republican, Norm Coleman should end his recount fight, most say, and fatigue over the six-month ordeal is clear. Minnesotans also mentioned that Al Franken is a funny guy who is greatly needed in Washington.

 The Spoof
Added: 28 April 2009
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When Celebrities Go Ape

Growing Numbers of Celebrities Going on Violent Rampages After Hallucinating They Are Apes! Genuine Psychological Syndrome or Cynical Excuse for Loutish Behaviour?

 The Sleaze
Added: 28 April 2009
Miss Piggy Dies of Swine Flu

Miss Piggy Dies of Swine Flu

Miss Piggy, actress and star of television, stage, and screen, has become the first celebrity victim of the Swine Flu Epidemic. The 39 year old actress passed away at Hollywood Hills Hospital surrounded by family,

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Swine Flu Cooties On The Rise In Mexico As Pandemic Looms!

Mexico City - Mexican public health officials have advised visitors and citizens 'to please drink the water' in hopes of eradicating the severe Swine Flu outbreak that has closed all public buildings and threatens the

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You Will Die of Swine Flu Really Soon

As more and more cases of swine flu are confirmed across the United States, experts throughout the nation have become increasingly certain that most likely, you will die from it really soon.

Angelina Jolie: My Hillbilly Hell With Billy Bob

Angelina Jolie: My Hillbilly Hell With Billy Bob

How Billy Bob Thornton's Wild Hillbilly Ways Drove Angelina Jolie into Arms of Brad Pitt! Beverley Hills Mansion Turned into Backwoods Shack and Road Kill Pie Served to Celebrity Guests!

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Susan Boyle The Source of Swine Flu, Possibly

Health officials worldwide who are currently investigating a series of outbreaks of the potentially-fatal Swine Flu virus, say they have reason to believe there may be some tenuous connection with Britain's Got Talent singing sensation,



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