Stories Archive by Month - April

Melissa Rivers suffers nervous breakdown after being fired by Trump on "The Celebrity Apprentice". The daughter of comedian Joan Rivers was found pacing Wilshire Blvd. and rambling incoherently. Police summoned to the scene state that

Manchester - Britain's Most Talented DJ, DJ Talent has dyslexia claims his mother, Mrs Talent, in an exclusive interview with me. DJ Talent appeared on Britain's Got Talent on Saturday night and won over the audience

Mayor Bloomberg's news conference on the flu Tuesday was interrupted by several sneezes and coughs - including one big coughing spell and grunting he faked. The mayor was counseling against too much handshaking, even as he

The Swine Flu epidemic has reached Mexico and the United States. This new mutated strand of influenza starts as a normal flu, then turns fat people the rest of the way into pigs, after eating

PARIS - The Paris Souffle-Sun is reporting what could turn out to be the biggest adoption fight in the history of adoptions. World famous actress Angelina Jolie and world famous singer Madonna have both expressed a

Cryogenically freeze self until epidemic passes

Hollywood, CA - Hollywood is in mourning after the body of Warner Brothers star Porky Pig was found this morning at his home in Acalpulco, Mexico where he retired from a 60 year film careera

On Tuesday, the Supreme Court ruled that the Federal Communications Commission (FCC, pronounced "fÅ­k") has the right to penalize broadcasters upwards of $30 billion for allowing "fleeting expletives" -- including the F-word, S-word, and "nigger"