Stories Archive by Month - April
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Wine Flu Hits Italy
ROME - Italian authorities have just reported a national outbreak of Wine Flu. They say that it is the first such outbreak since the dreaded Perry Como Wine Flu Epidemic of 1989.
Noted Italian Wine Flu
I'm Not One of Those Successful People You're Always Hearing About
No, I'm sticking around for one main reason: I'm really not what you'd call a successful person.
Brad Tells Angelina: "If You Get Knocked Up One More Time I'll Slap You"
Lake Como, Italy - Brad Pitt has reportedly told live-in lover and mother of his six children Angelina Jolie not to get pregnant again.
"I'm so tired of it" said Pitt "every time I turn
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It's embarrassing that as a geek I'm carrying around a cell phone worthy of my mom. I hadn't been a heavy cell phone user, but recently we upgraded to a data and messaging plan. I'm
Osama Bin Laden Accused of Spreading Swine Flu
Born in Saudi Arabia to a Yemeni family, Bin Laden left Saudi Arabia in 1979 to fight against the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. Now he is being accused of spreading the notorious swine flu.
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Miley Cyrus Falls On Her Face While On Stage; Swine Flu Suspected
Gaston, MO - During the first act of the long anticipated Miley Cyrus concert currently playing at the Municipal Auditorium in downtown Gaston, the audience had a real surprise when headliner Miley Cyrus fell flat
As Swine Flu Spreads, Octomom Still Wants Kids To Have Piggy For A Pet?
Los Angeles, California - Consistent in her denial that she does not regret her decision to exercise the selective reduction (abortion) option her pediatrician presented to her early in her pregnancy, OctoMom says she is
Melissa Rivers To Sue Donald Trump For Firing Her
NEW YORK CITY - Melissa Rivers, the 41-year-old daughter of comedienne Joan Rivers was fired from "Celebrity Apprentice" by Donald Trump.
Needless to say Melissa left, but she did not go easy. She walked out into
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