Stories Archive by Month - April
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Susan Boyle To Join Pussycat Dolls
Talent show star Susan Boyle is to replace Nicole Sherzinger in the Pussycat Dolls. Following the departure of their lead singer and most talented member the band have searched for a replacement. The Scottish spinster
Simon Cowell Secretly Dating Susan Boyle
LONDON - Simon Cowell, the 49-year-old British television producer, music executive, and all-around talent show judge has denied rumors that he is secretly dating "Britain's Got Talent" singer Susan Boyle.
Cowell who recently broke up with
Angelina Jolie And The Swine Flu
Today actress Angelina Jolie visits a farm to adopt a pig named Bradston who is afflicted with the pandemic swine flu. She says, its the least she can do to help out during the potential
Miley Cyrus To Have Jaws Wired Shut
US teen queen Miley Cyrus is to have her jaws wired together, not because she's obese, but in a last ditch attempt to make her bloody shut up.
Officials in the Cyrus camp admitted privately that
Susan Boyle: Has Billy Bob Thornton Actually Proposed Marriage?
Has she or has she not had her eyebrows done or not? That WAS the question...until a still bigger one suddenly exploded on the scene.
What was the big Susan Boyle question of the day? In
Susan Boyle's 'New Brown-hair Look' Is A Disaster!
Susan Boyle has changed her hair colour and has astonishly managed to look worse than before. People will be reaching for the optrex and holy water, when the new locks are revealed to the public.
Susan
Amy Winehouse's Song 'I've Got Your Stimulus Package' Is # 1
LONDON - Amy Winehouse's latest single, "I've Got Your Stimulus Package" has just hit the number one position on both The American Top 40 Music Chart, and The British Top 40 Music Chart.
The 25-year-old soulful,
Britain's Got Talent Cheating Scandal
Fans of the ITV show Britain's Got Talent have been rocked by an alleged cheating scandal.
Viewers have been stunned by the performances of several newcomers over the last two weeks, but detractors have now alleged
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