Stories Archive by Month - April
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Hollie Steel And Shaheen Jafargholi Will Fist-fight For ' Britain's Got Talent' Title!
Hollie Steel, from Accrington, Lancashire and Shaheen Jafargholi may have to don a pair of boxing gloves to settle the dispute of who is the best, says Simon Cowell.
Simon has reportedly told insiders he is
Piers Morgan: Would Rather 'Prick His Boyle' Than 'Boyle His Prick'
Piers Morgan has defended his comments on Wednesday at a charity lunch when he was rumored to have told a reporter that Susan Boyle 'lives in a metal cage' and 'looks like a Gorilla with
Ann Coulter Moved To Orgasm By Susan Boyle Performance, Says Oprah
NEW YORK, NY - Ann Coulter revealed to Oprah Winfrey today that, upon seeing Susan Boyle's performance, she had been "moved to orgasm." It was reportedly her first.
Just before lunch time, producers of Oprah Winfrey's
I Twitter. Therefore I Am?
(New York-NY) I confess. I Twitter. I feel compelled to say that I have been on Twitter since the beginning of the year, not exactly the cutting edge, though not like
Penelope Cruz Breaks Her Silence Over Break-up With Tom Cruise
Malaga, Spain - It's been three years since actress/model Penelope Cruz and the world's leading scientist, Tom Cruise, went their separate ways.
Now, Penelope has finally decided to break her silence about the painful break-up, in
Health Secretary Tells Travellers: If You Want To Avoid Swine Flu Don't Sleep With Pigs. Vatican Condemns Bestiality
LONDON, UK: In a major effort to prevent the spread of swine flu, the Health Department has issued the following caveat to travelers: Enjoy your overseas holiday but don't sleep with pigs.
A newly released report
Susan Boyle's 'Killing Me Softly' Demo Worth £10 Million Pounds
Susan Boyle, 47 the greatest singing sensation of the Milky Way - since Trog the Martian Baritone graced our screens; is delighted that a demo tape she sent to Simon Dowell ten years ago alongside
Man Makes Bachelor Party Members Uncomfortable By Referring To Stripper's 'Breasts'
"Those are some hot breasts!" exclaimed Dan Fulmer, the 42-year-old unmarried cousin of the soon-to-be groom, Roger Astin. "What a sexy mama!"
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