Stories Archive by Month - April
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Prescott's Chipolata Set To Sizzle
Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott today announced that he is to retire from politics to forge a new career as a celebrity chef.
Prescott told a hushed and empty House of Commons:
"Ever since I bought a
America And Russia Hold Adoption Talks
Talks have been held in Moscow to discuss the adoption of Russian orphans by American families after Russia suspended adoptions earlier this month. The suspension following the case of a 7-year-old child who returned to
Peter Andre & George Michael To Rescue Greek Economy
All round nice guy Peter Andre has today revealed his plans to release a charity single with fellow Cypriot George Michael to help out the Greek government.
In an interview with high-brow celebrity weekly Conceit, Peter
Man Claims I Have Not Eaten For Seventy Years
Scientists are studying a man called Prahlad Jani, in a hospital in Ahmedabad, Gurjarat, in India, because he claims he has not eaten anything in 70 years.
For the last six days he has been observed
Obama Offers Citizenship To Mexicans Who Help Clean Up Giant Oil Spill
In a stroke of political genius, President Obama has figured out a way to kill two birds with one oil blob. He has offered full American citizenship to any illegal immigrant who brings a mop,
Daily Links - 4/29/10
The Beginning of the End -
This is how the future of humanity ends.
Congratulations Comcast! -
You're the worst company in America.
All is Lost -
All
Roswell Debate Reignited In Australia
UFO study groups are today claiming there's been a second 'Roswell' type cover up after a research balloon crashed in the Australian outback today.
"It's an exact copy of the Roswell scenario" said one man, "First
Tiger: Addiction To Lutefisk Cost Me My Marriage!
In yet another half hearted confession, Professional Philanderer Tiger Woods came out in an attempt to clear up 'misconceptions' concerning his recent marital difficulties, but seemed to put the blame on his estranged Swedish
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