Stories Archive by Month - April
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Lebanon - Barbaric Killing of Murder Suspect
Lebanese officials are investigating the lynching of an Egyptian man in a small village in the country.
Mohammed Muslem, a 38-year-old Egyptian reportedly working as a butcher in Ketermaya village, had allegedly confessed to shooting and
Engagement For Bella On Beltane At Twilight
Kristen Stewart is set to get engaged to Twilight, co-star Robert Pattinson, on the 30th April at Twilight.
The 30th April, known as Beltane is the Eve of Mayday and is every bit as important on
Holy Grail Found In Chimney
The Most sought after religious relic in the known, and quite possibly unknown, universe has been located in a man's chimney in Gonalston.
The Holy Grail, the probable last drinking vessel of Jesus Christ and all
Hungary's Government Spokesman Voted For Another Party
As if things were not bad enough for Hungary's outgoing Socialist party which was routed during the country's national elections in April after eight years in office.
Now the Socialist government [...]
England, Scotland, Ireland, And Peru Ban Whitney Houston From Singing "I Will Always Love You" Ever Again
LONDON - After sounding more like a lousy-ass singer at a tryout for American Idol, Whitney Houston has had the boom lowered on her has-been, talentless-booty.
The black singer, who once was considered one of the
Goldman's Sack Probed By Federal Prosecutors
Following a week of prosecutorial investigation, a single man was identified at the core of the Goldman Sachs controversy, and is now at the center of a federal probe.
Bernie "The Bookie" Goldman, who hasn't set
Subo Fanatics Decide On Housewarming Gift
After weeks of debate and internal wrangling, members of The Red Cult have finally decided upon a housewarming gift for Susan: a lovely pink and red striped daylily variety called 'Wild Haggis', named after the
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