Stories Archive by Month - April
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Senatorial Candidate Danny Tarkanian Proposes New Policy: 'Rodent Bartering' With The Irs
LAS VEGAS - With Americans burdened by cumbersome regulations and taxes, U.S. senatorial candidate Danny Tarkanian has unveiled a new plan: Rodent bartering with the IRS.
Vortexes In Sedona, Arizona Appear To Be Disappearing
Sedona, AZ - Sedona, Arizona, once known world-wide as a Mecca for those looking for metaphysical experiences due to the unusually large amount of vortices (vortexes) located there, is seeing a string of unhappy visitors
Ellen Degeneres Wants American Idol To Replace Simon Cowell With Rosie O'donnell
WEST HOLLYWOOD - First year American Idol judge Ellen DeGeneres wants the show to replace the exiting Simon Cowell with one of her best friends, fellow lesbo, Rosie O'Donnell.
DeGeneres said that O'Donnell knows the words
Jesus Christ Arrested In Arizona
Jesus Christ was arrested just outside of Phoenix this morning by Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Arizona's famous racist Sheriff. Media outlets are reporting that Jesus and twelve companions were traveling to Phoenix when Arpaio stopped them
Robert Pattinson Asks About Blood
After reading a story about a man who claims to have survived for 70 years eating nothing Robert Pattinson, is searching for answers as to whether there is any truth about vampires or people eating
Dizzee Rascal Comes Out of The Closet
Raucous Rapper, Dizzee Rascal has come clean over a very delicate matter. He is a bit of a 'girly' when it comes to bloomin' flowers! He is about to nip to Selfridges to become involved
Usa Female Submariners Okay - Feminists Angry
Newly released plans to allow women to serve on board US submarines has produced outrage amongst feminist groups.
"While we agree that in general this is a good move, we are appalled at some of the
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