Stories Archive by Month - April
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Jesus' Face Appears In Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill
Gulf of Mexico - (Crude Mess): The face of Jesus has appeared in the massive oil slick gushing from the Deepwater Horizon rig which sank on 22 April.
Aerial imagery from the Hubble Telescope shows the
New Obama Plan Would Redistribute Computing Power
Washington D. C. - The Obama administration introduced a plan to Congress called the Computer Resource Allocation Plan, which would track utilization of computing power by citizens then reallocate that computing power based on needs.
Farcebook Encourages Stalkers: Claims Man
Social Networking site Farcebook was tonight the centre of a local scandal when it was claimed by a man that the vastly over-used site was encouraging people to stalk him.
The man, un-named as we do
Gordon Brown "I'm Not Going."
Gordon Brown today announced "I am the Prime Minister and I am not going to leave just because a load of bigots are allowed to put a cross on a piece of paper. We are
'Happy Endings' Massage Boss Cleared
Bedfordshire police have been humiliated after the owner of bungalow in Chalton Heights was cleared of running a brothel from the property.
An investigation into the goings-on at the property was initiated after adverts appeared
Roll Me Another
Living in halls in first year largely consisted of a competition between students, who endeavoured to turn the place into a shit-tip, and cleaners, who managed to find a wonderful balance between preventing a health hazard
Last Authentic Mexican Restaurant Closes Today In Arizona
Nogales, Arizona - The only way Arizonans are going to get real authentic Mexican food after today is if they are fortunate enough to have made friends with some real authentic Mexicans, of if they
Kristen Stewart Claims Jesse James' One-eyed Monster Garage Not That Scary After All
'At first it really scared me!' Claims Twilight's Kristen Stewart when she recounted the first time Jesse James showed her his reality show preview 'One-eyed Monster Garage.'
"Yes, it was dark out and when he turned
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