Stories Archive by Month - April
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Sandra Bullock Chooses Billy The Kid Over Jesse James
Sandra Bullock has revealed that she has adopted a baby in secret and has got shot of husband Jesse James. Bullock claims she should never have married a cowboy and now that she has adopted
Naomi Campbell Beats Herself Unconscious At New York Airport
NEW YORK – Port Authority Police handcuffed Naomi Campbell to her hospital bed at an undisclosed medical facility in New York City after being arrested at JFK International Airport last night. Miss Campbell is being
Gordon Brown Strangled By OAP
Gordon Brown was given a touch of The Stranglers when the Bungling Bastard admonished a Bigot in the back of his Big Battle Buggy in, of all places... Rochdale... the only place in East Lancashire
Apple Employees No Longer Allowed To Go Out In Public
Cupertino, CA - A company-wide memo by Steve Jobs has instituted new conditions of employment for all employees of Apple, the most prominent is the directive that Apple workers may no longer venture out into
Heidi Montag Wants An Extra Pair of Arms To Look Like Vishnu
Apparently it's true! Heidi Montag, the multi plasticated surgical miracle of The Hills has apparently been making enquiries regarding the possibility of having an extra pair of arms surgically implanted onto her torso in order
Hubble Should Zoom In On Uranus? Brown Goes Haywire!
Gordon Brown is the sort of guy that anybody with any sense would like to give him a good boot up the arse.
Even although these walkabouts for television purposes are staged and the people they
Chinese Freighter Filled With Shark Fins, Whale Blubber, And Crude Oil Smashes Into Great Barrier Reef
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