Stories Archive by Month - April
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Liam Hemsworth Says He Would Leave Miley Cyrus For Pamela Anderson
MILWAUKEE - Liam Hemsworth appearing at the grand opening of the newest Jack-in-The-Box stated that he is a big fan of the dancing reality show Dancing With The Stars.
He was asked who his favorite celebrity
NASA Tries To Sign Up Martians For Classes, Martians Resist
After reading Stephen Hawking's comments that aliens may be unfriendly and dangerous, NASA has arranged a series of "Good Neighbor" classes for Martians. Housing, free meals, and cable TV (Sci-Fi channel included) are part
Gordon Brown To Vote Conservative!
Gordon Brown's masterplan is almost finished. His farcical attempt at trying to show he wants to be Prime Minister, when he obviously doesn't, has finally been sussed out by the great British public. Now they
Brown Jibe Compared To Historical Slurs
Gordon Brown has been caught on tape labelling an angry old woman from Rochdale "sort of bigoted" during what he believed was a private conversation in which he had been planning to lambast his surely tyrannised aide,
Marinated Shrimp Sales Boom In Louisiana
The start of the shrimp fishing season in the Gulf of Mexico will come with an unplanned limitation in packaging options, but Southern U.S. states are excited over the reduction in price anticipated for marinated
Jesse James Calls Sandra Bullock Goody Two-shoes
Los Angeles, CA - In a complete turnabout, Jesse James decided to come out swinging against the woman who, until recently, was the light of his life. After being caught with a number of women,
Things Hotting Up In Contest For World's Worst-named Place
Small villgesexchange insults - The village of Fingrinhoe in Essex UK has complained that it has been descriminated against on grounds of population since the City of Smegma Falls Idaho proclaimed itself to be the
Smegma Falls, Idaho; Voted World's Worst Named City
Facing stiff but often laughable competition from around the world, Smegma Falls, Idaho has won the prestigious title of World's Worst Named City in 2010.
Though their city name had been in the running as a
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