Stories Archive by Month - April
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Swiss Euthanasia Clinc Dumped Hundreds of Suicide Tourists - Er, Remains! - In Lake
Zurich - (RIP mess): For decades the Dignit-arse Clinic of Zurich has prided itself on its funeral parlor pledge of beautiful endings in tasteful surroundings.
Last weekend police divers were called out to Lake Zurich after
Pope Joins Mile High Club On Virgin Airline Flight To Nirvana
In a matter of seconds the entire perception of the Vatican was changed when Pope Benedict did the unthinkable but also the most miraculous item a pontiff could embrace. In succumbing to the natural order
Pre-botox Royal Portrait Shows Queen Has Cellulite On Her Face
London - (PiccArso): "It's a lasting impression," National Gallery sources said today, "maybe left by someone who's been sitting on her face."
The comment comes as yet another 'warts 'n' all' painting of Queen Elizabeth
Super Telescope Site Chosen - Erin Andrews Not Happy
Erin Andrews, the well-known ESPN reporter, is said to be furious following an announcement that a site has been chosen for the European Extremely Large Telescope (E-ELT), which astronomers have said is so powerful it
Noah's Ark Found Near M6 In Birmingham
The archaeological community was buzzing this morning following the discovery of some lumps of wood here at Langley Hill, just a stone's throw away from the busy M6 motorway.
Local Time Team fan, Chester Duggit, 67,
Vatican To Use Harry Potter's "Sorting Hat" To Pick Next Pope
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Labour Attack Prostitutes' Customers Not The Prostitutes!
Extending their campaign of hate against heterosexuals, Jacqui Smith announced that the 'users' of sexual services would be targeted and not the 'dealers'.
Ms Smith said,"As part of our campaign to get as many men with
The Ipl, Indian Premier League of Cricket Has Proven That It Is Not Corrupt But Loves Bowling Bendy Googlies!
Before the final of this years IPL cricket season the chairman, after being hounded by the press, told the world and Indian cricket fans that he is in no way corrupt, but certainly loves bowling
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