Stories Archive by Month - May

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Dreams Are The Answer, Says Study, To Some Question Or Other

Dreams Are The Answer, Says Study, To Some Question Or Other

BUTTRESS, Ala. -- The answer to many of your problems, says a study done about many of your problems, may be revealed in your dreams.

 The Spoof
Added: 03 May 2005
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Attorneys: Pvt. England Has "Pointer Dog Syndrome"

Pvt. England's Defense attorneys today disclosed one of the Army's most closely guarded secrets: the former Abu Ghraib clerk has “Pointer Dog Syndrome”. Essentially, she has the mentality of a mediocre hunting dog and will

 The Spoof
Added: 03 May 2005
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Tweed

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 Bongo News
Added: 02 May 2005
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Comics We'd Like To See: Bc Horsesh*t

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 Bongo News
Added: 02 May 2005
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Illegal Dye, Sudan, Found In Blood

The illegal red food dye, Sudan, has been found in artificial blood imported from outside the European Union it was revealed today and could be the biggest threat to human health since the salmonella in

 The Spoof
Added: 02 May 2005
Snake Lovers Society Sue Church For Slander

Snake Lovers Society Sue Church For Slander

The American Snake Society (ASS) has begun legal proceedings against almost all registered Christian Churches, because they believe snakes are unfairly slandered in the bible. “It’s time for justice,� ASS’ president, Bob MacGuire, told Brainsnap,

 Brainsnap
Added: 02 May 2005
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Jimmy Buffet Will Succeed Warren Buffet As Ceo of Berkshire Hathaway

Omaha-May 2. The Berkshire Hathaway Board of Directors has completed its yearly conclave during which it discusses possible successors to its immensely wealthy and effective CEO-Warren Buffet. Mr. Buffet will turn 75 soon and had

 The Spoof
Added: 02 May 2005
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Are Illegal Immigrants Being Lured To UK To Have Healthy Organs Snatched By Wealthy Brits?

Promises of Life of Luxury on Welfare Mask Sinister Conspiracy to Substitute Clapped Out British Innards for Healthy Body Parts Before Deportation!

 The Sleaze
Added: 02 May 2005


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