Stories Archive by Month - May
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Stoners Rattled By Zip-lock Bag Shortage
The recent shortage of Zip-lock bags has rattled pot smokers world-wide and could have a significant impact upon industrial relations in America.
Glaser Hopeful of A Man Utd Purchase
Paul Michael Glaser confirmed yesterday his intention to purchase UK Premier League football club Manchester United. Glaser, who made his fortune in the 1970's hit American police action series “Starsky and Hutch” playing Detective David
English Professor Gives Up, Admits "they" Acceptable Third-person Singular Pronoun
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Meltingclocktimes.com Proposes New Rules To Improve Major Sports-- Suggestions Include Eliminating Free Throws In Basketball, Mandatory Wardrobe Malfunctions In Half Time Shows, And Replacing Hockey Pucks With Live Chihuahuas
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The Runaway Bride, Dead Italians And Social Security: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- May 1. 2005
Missing Georgia Woman Found, Still No Weapons of Mass Destruction:
Jennifer Wilbanks, a 32 year old bride to be who was reportedly distraught that President George W. Bush's
US Treasury To Remove "in God We Trust" From Currency, Replace With "in Blank We Trust"
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Alyssa Milano At The Rockin' The Corps Concert
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