Stories Archive by Month - May
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Kristen Stewart And Michael Arangano Call It A Day
Yes, you heard it here first (not that it's true), Kristen Stewart and long time boyfriend Michael Arangano have broken up. Michael was caught at a party with a mystery girl and looked as though
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart To Get Married!
Yes, it's true, (well, to be more accurate, false) Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are going to get married!
Pattinson, 22, proposed to Stewart, 19, last weekend in a dream I had. Rob had taken Kris
Top 11 Things Not To Say When Meeting Wil Wheaton For The First Time
When you see Berman and Braga can you smack them in the head for me?
Bgt's Jamie Pugh To Have Last Laugh In Pizzagate Affair
BGT's Jamie Pugh, appearing relaxed and happy spoke to us this morning about his sensational sacking from his part time job as a pizza delivery driver. Reports were circulating that Pugh had fallen into the
Ricky Hatton To Referee Floyd Mayweather Snr To Vs. Floyd Mayweather Jnr
Boxing promoters have announced today that Floyd Mayweather Snr, aged 56, is intending to step back into the boxing ring.
What has come as even more of a surprise is that he intends to fight his
Sir Alex Ferguson Regrets Terrible Champions League Record
Sir Alex Ferguson has told journalists at a Press conference earlier today, that although he has enjoyed a wonderful reign in charge of Manchester United, he regrets having a poor record in the Champions League.
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Michelle Obama Appears To Co-ed At The Notre Dame Grotto
Notre Dame, Ind.- Some are calling it the miracle of Notre Dame. others, including the Holy See-which is justly skeptical of such things-are more reserved.
Michele Obama has reportedly made three appearances before a peasant girl
Birmingham City Chairman Gold Speaks Out
Birmingham City were promoted back to the Premier League this afternoon after their 2-1 victory at Reading, with their chairman David Gold telling fans that, not only was he the chairman, but also the club's
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