Stories Archive by Month - May
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Communications Archeology
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone
Top 11 Signs You're At The Wrong Convention
Sometimes there's a mix up and you end up at the wrong con. These telltale signs will let you know that you've shown up at the wrong place.
"Eel Up The Ass" Assassins Being Hired By The Mafia!
Ever since the story broke last week that some friends of a passed-out, drunken chef in China had placed a live eel up his ass and it ate his bowels, shop owners and other contributors
Nick Jonas Deals With Fact That He Was Adopted
Nick Jonas, youngest of the three singers in the group The Jonas Brothers, although there is a younger son, told the press yesterday that he is doing pretty well with finding out that he was
The Arizona Senate Has Passed A Bill Banning Mexican Food
PHOENIX - The Arizona state senate has just passed a bill by a vote of 51 to 49 which will ban all Mexican food within its borders.
Lorenzo Pata de Vaca, who owns a string of
Cyborg Terminator Gordon Brown 2: The Bigoted Judgment Day
Rochdale, LANCASHIRE - A major agency whose business is finding look-a-likes of celebrities has scoured the whole country for a double of the 'unelected' Prime Minister Brown, but unusually without success. Being so wildly
Roman Catholic Church Blames Gulf Oil Slick On Homosexuals
Benny, the magic pope, has called for all gay and lesbians to be arrested and searched for evidence of inherent gayness and proof that they are involved with the oil leek in the United S
Country Singer Chely Wright Comes Out of The Bunkhouse Closet: "Yep, I'm One of Dem Dang Lesbianites"
LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Country music singing sensation Chely Wright performed before a sell out crowd in Lake Charles at The Cajun Bayou Gator & Skeeter Arena.
The 39-year-old Wright finished her last song and told
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