Stories Archive by Month - May
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Snooker Player Admits To Throwing The UK General Election
The world of snooker has taken another blow today as snooker player Chuck McCue has admitted to receiving significant amounts of money to throw the upcoming General Election.
It had been somewhat of a surprise when
Daily Links - 5/4/10
Looking into the Past -
New space telescope passes a test, should be launched in 2014.
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Rebuilding The Empire!
It's hard to be taken seriously in a musical era crawling with angry northern-sounding mop tops singing about what for all I know could be how someone farted on their head at school. It's even
Terrorists Target Mecca
Terrorists have caused mayhem and carnage with a series of suicide bombers up and down the UK at Mecca Bingo Halls.
Al Qaeda have claimed responsibility, though some suspect that they would claim responsibility for a
BNP To Relax Immigration Policy
Far Right Wing political party, the BNP, has announced that it plans to relax it's policy on immigration in a bid to gain support.
The racist bunch of ne'er-do-wells think that they can pull the wool
Prisoner Cuts Off Own Head
Police have warned anyone who cares to listen not to approach a dangerous prisoner who escaped from an ambulance, with the help of a masked gang, after cutting off his own head.
Donald O'Michael, 82,
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San Jose Diving Competition Won By Sharks
With a tremendous display of athleticism both on their skates and off them, the San Jose Sharks won a heated competition with the Detroit Red Wings last night by virtue of flailing arms and off-balance
Richard Dawkins Calls For All Atheists To Pray For Religious People
Richard Dawkins is a man on a mission, to save the planet from God, not actually God, but all the people that believe in him.
He has noticed that over the years, most problems have been
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