Stories Archive by Month - May

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Gay People 'Cured' By Prayer

Gay People 'Cured' By Prayer

A self obsessed wannabe prominent Tory candidate who is standing in Sutton and Cheam in the upcoming General Elections has claimed that she can 'cure' gay people who think they may be attracted to the

 The Spoof
Added: 03 May 2010
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Arizona Governor Cancels "Cinco De Mayo"

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer, 89, has stated that she is hereby cancelling all of Arizona's upcoming Cinco de Mayo celebration festivities and events including parades, block parties, low-rider shows, Eva Longoria-Parker Lookalike Pageants, frozen

 The Spoof
Added: 03 May 2010
The Chinese Claim They Found Noah's Ark

The Chinese Claim They Found Noah's Ark

Many are in doubt of the accuracy of the Lynn intelligence test which claims that Asians are the most intelligent people on this earth when a group of Chinese Christians held a news conference to

 The Spoof
Added: 03 May 2010
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Mariah Carey Fans Are Concerned She Is Starting To Look Like That Volcano In Iceland

BEVERLY HILLS - Mariah Carey and her skinny little husband Nick Cannon renewed their wedding vows, their driver's licenses, and their VISA credit cards all in one fell swoop. Mariah, who has been gaining weight like

 The Spoof
Added: 03 May 2010
Heather Mills May Lose Other Leg

Heather Mills May Lose Other Leg

A spokesman for the Ostermann Clinic in New York told reporters this morning that Heather Mills, who danced on "Dancing With The Stars" a couple of years back, may lose her other leg. "She had her

 The Spoof
Added: 03 May 2010
New 'Moon Visit' App Released

New 'Moon Visit' App Released

Today Apple launched a new 'app' which can take the user to the moon and back. Unveiled by Apple founder Steve Wozniak at a technology conference in California, the application is expected to top the

Arizona Police Waterboard Shakira

Arizona Police Waterboard Shakira

PHOENIX, ARIZONA – Phoenix Police Chief Jack Harris confirmed today that Phoenix police officers have detained international singing sensation, Shakira. Sheriff Deputies pulled over Shakira’s limousine en route to Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport. Witnesses say

 The Daily Rash
Added: 03 May 2010
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Arizona's Crawdad Menace And Other Disturbing Observations

Caved-in-Shack, AZ—Something deeply disturbing is happening in Arizona.  No, I'm not talking about Janet Brewer, Immigration laws, or Mick Zano's naked bar crawls….I'm talking about something reaaalllly disturbing.  Back when I was shelling out

 Daily Discord
Added: 03 May 2010


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