Stories Archive by Month - May
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Study: Pregnant Women Should Get More Sex
Pregnant women could -- and probably should -- get 10 times more sex than experts currently recommend, according to a new study.
Current guidelines for daily sex during pregnancy range from once per week to no
Snooker Star Doesn't Take A Bribe Scandal
The sport where every other player quite happily throws a game for a large pile of cash has been rocked by the news today of an unnamed star admitting to never having taken a bribe
Robert Pattinson Caught Buying Viagra
Four customers at a New York pharmacy say they overheard actor Robert Pattinson ordering 50 Viagra tablets from a prescription, while in line at the Dain's Pharmacy in lower Manhattan Saturday.
"Oh, he had a Yankee
Selena Gomez And Nick Jonas To Travel To Iceland By Ship For The Get Iceland Back On Her Frozen Feet Again Telethon
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas are getting ready to travel to Iceland to participate in a "Get Iceland Back On Her Frozen Feet Telethon."
Gomez and Jonas will be traveling to Iceland aboard
John Higgins Reveals Terrifying Truth
World Champion Snooker player John Higgins has tonight revealed the terrifying truth behind the most shocking scandal to rock his profession ever.
He reveals it started in the Russian City of Kiev. He was in
Bush Puts Blame On The Oil For Bp Gulf Coast Disaster
President George W. Bush's response to the social disaster unfolding in Louisiana and Mississippi is to deny any responsibility by BP for the horrifying conditions facing more than one million people.
"This wouldn't be a
Justin Bieber Vs Stephen Hawking
A cataclysmic feud has begun this week between the biggest force in hip hop and the immovable object of physics. Justin Bieber vs Steven Hawking is a true example of an unstoppable force, meeting an
Vera Baker: "I Know Exactly Where Barack Obama's Birth Certificate Is"
SAN FRANCISCO - Vera Baker's hair stylist, Gigi Van Pansy (a male), has stated that the former senatorial campaign financial manager for Barack Obama confessed to him that she knows exactly where the president's much
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