Stories Archive by Month - May

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Children-allergy Medicines Recalled; Panicked Adults Allergic To Children Visit Ers & Immunization Centers In Record Numbers

Children-allergy Medicines Recalled; Panicked Adults Allergic To Children Visit Ers & Immunization Centers In Record Numbers

A voluntary recall has been issued for more than 40 over-the-counter drugs intended for protection against the toxic byproducts of children, including Tylenol and Motrin, because they don't meet quality standards. "This recall is not being

 The Spoof
Added: 03 May 2010
Russian Mafia Deny Any Links To John Higgins

Russian Mafia Deny Any Links To John Higgins

In a surprising move, the Russian mafia have publicly denied any dealings with snooker star John Higgins. The announcement made by the organisation's spokesman Yuri "The Butcher" Lamentkanov, follows recent allegations that Higgins had agreed to

 The Spoof
Added: 03 May 2010
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Pete's Guide To Safe Sex

By Pete Puma Bangin' a bum chick can land your ass in some serious poop, for sure, and I'm gonna give you some awesome tips on avoidin' the really psycho bitches. 

 To The Chest
Added: 03 May 2010
Robert Pattinson & The Dr Who Vampires

Robert Pattinson & The Dr Who Vampires

Robert Pattinson is looking forward to the next episode of Dr Who, which is set to feature Vampires in Venice, in the 17th century. Pattinson has been outspoken about the bad scripts in recent episodes

Oil Slick: Burn Here, Burn Now

Oil Slick: Burn Here, Burn Now

NEW ORLEANS - 2012 Republican presidential hopefuls Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin have altered their "Drill Here, Drill Now" slogan to the more relevant "Burn Here, Burn Now" in an attempt to capitalize on the

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Obama Caught On Tape In Washington, D.c. Hotel With Former Campaign Aide

That's what several newspapers and internet sites are saying this morning although the President hasn't denied or confirmed the story. A new confidential investigation says it has learned that Obama first became involved with the 36-year-old

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Daily Links - 5/3/10

Asteroid Life - Let's hope it's been sanitized. North Korean Humor - This is what passes for humor in North Korea. Or not. iPhone EULA - You

 BBSpot
Added: 03 May 2010
Sex Rumours Involving Obama Threaten To Unzip "Trouser Gate" Storm!

Sex Rumours Involving Obama Threaten To Unzip "Trouser Gate" Storm!

Even as President Obama has been forced to change the locks on his bedroom, and seek a restraining order against a reported "hopping Mad Michelle', White House Sources continue to rebut published tales of Presidential



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