Stories Archive by Month - May
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Beelzebub Soars In The Polls
Beelzebub has made a strong surge in the polls following the live debates by the main parties.
Beelzebub promises war, famine and poverty but Labour have accused him of hijacking their policies.
Gordon Brown said:
Ricky Martin, Shakira, Linda Ronstadt, And The Matadors of Mexico Federation Protest Arizona's New Discrimination Law
PHOENIX - A group of celebrities gathered in the parking lot of a Taco Bell to protest Arizona's new Discrimination Law aimed at protecting employers from angry employees who become irate due to hot sauce
It's Lights Out For Illuminati During Incondescent Vs Flourescent Row!
A black out has been temporarily imposed on the Illuminati, a spiritual, secretive conclave some say controls the world behind closed doors and afflicted with closed minds.
A recent world wide ban on incandescent lighting
Spoof Writer Lynton Swears Turin Shroud Cadaver 'Has An Erection'
Cyberspace - (Jesus Wept): A Spoof writers' discussion about the Pope bowing before the Turin Shroud on Sunday has descended into chaos.
Theories that the shroud depicts the corpse of Jacques de Molay - last Grand
Kristen Stewart Loses Baby!
The latest from the Twilight Land is that star actress Kristen Stewart has lost her baby.
Kristen's dad, actor Patrick Stewart, says that his daughter is doing fine but is very distraught over her loss and
Mr Ed Agrees With Big Mac, Even Though Most People Don't
Mr Ed, the world's only talking horse, agrees with Big Mac, alias John McCririck, and his outspoken views on banning the whip in horse racing.
Mr Ed, talking from his stables at Newmarket, said: "That Fat
It's Decision Time: Cameron Or Clegg?
They might not be of exactly the same political persuasion, but there can be no denying that ‘Prime Ministerial candidates’ David Cameron and Nick Clegg bear some resemblance in the facial department. See if you
Ageism In Japan's Jet Programme
I served with the US Peace Corps in Hungary in the mid-1990s. Within our group of 50 there were two octogenarians and about a dozen who were over 65.
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