Stories Archive by Month - May
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John Edwards Calls Rielle Hunter A Home Wrecker
"Oh, she knew what she was doing", John Edwards apparently told reporters Saturday while attending the Kentucky Derby. (Our idiot reporter had to get this from a pal reporter from TheSpooge as he was inside
On Second Thought, Arizona Governor Tweaks Immigration Law
Phoenix, AZ - In case you've been hiding out on a desert island for the past few weeks and haven't been privy to a computer, newspaper or television, last week, Arizona Governor, Jan Brewer, signed
Susan Boyle To Help Out Iceland
Susan Boyle has recently given an interview in which she has clearly stated she WILL be available to help out Iceland. Iceland Shops, that is.
Susan recently heard about shoppers in Middlesbrough boycotting the Iceland
Prince Charles' Index Finger Gains Doctorate In Clinical Proctology
London - (Quackery): "It's what your right hand's for," the Royal Freak Hospital's Dean of Complimentary (sic) Therapies said today as Charles collected his PhD in digital medicine.
The sixty nine-year old pretender to the throne
Gordon Brown To Become Game Show Host
It was revealed today that a satellite TV station has struck a deal with Prime Minister Gordon Brown to host the game show Sale Of The Century.
The show, funded by the taxpayer and based on
Minor Injuries In Pancake House Explosion! Muslim Saw Image of Muhammad In French Toast Special
Falls Church, VA: Police, fire, and emergency medical personnel converged on a small pancake house outside Falls Church, Virginia, earlier today after an apparent bomb attack from a Muslim patron claiming to have seen the
Bp Oil Leak May Cause Shipping Changes
With all the oil leaking into the Gulf of Mexico, a Vice President at BP says that there will have to be some changes made in shipping.
"For one thing, they'll have to steer clear of
U.S. Coast Guard Releases Image of Oil Spill Response Efforts
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