Stories Archive by Month - May
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So What Is A Hung Parliament
Britain awoke to the news that the election had resulted in a hung parliament. Though much of the news over the past few weeks had mentioned the phrase, the vast majority of voters still have
Pattinson, Kristen, Lautner May Appear In Vampire Movie After Last Twilight
Rumor now is that the director of the final Twilight movie, "Breaking Dawn" has offered all three a role in a new set of three vampire movies based on another writer's books.
At this point the
Local Boy's Ears Save Him From Death Fall
Local Chinese boy Ming Ming, 6, known affectionately as 'Dumbo' was last night thankful of the two things that have, until now, caused nothing but pain, shame and ridicule as his life was quite literally
The New Miley Cyrus Video "Can't Be Tamed" Banned In Utah, Massachusetts, And Portugal
LOS ANGELES - The brand new highly erotic Miley Cyrus video "Can't Be Tamed" has been prohibited from being shown in Utah, Massachusetts, and Portugal.
The two American states and European country have all passed proclamations
Rafa Benitez To Replace Sir Alex Ferguson
Rafa Benitez is being lined up as the shock choice to replace Sir Alex Ferguson as manager of Manchester United. When Ferguson eventually retires Old Trafford chiefs plan to appoint Benitez.
The announcement shocked many at
Liverpool Offer To Form Coalition Premiership Winning Team With Manchester United
Rafa Benitez is said to be in discussion with Sir Alex Ferguson about forming a coalition Premiership team in a bid to squeeze out Chelsea.
The two red teams plan to share their points and the
Underwhelming Turnout For 2010 General Election
Early indications suggest that this will be a record turnout for the 2010 election. An apathetic record.
Polls Watchdog, X-marks-the-spotCom, say early indications are that less than 1% of the electorate will turn out today.
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