Stories Archive by Month - May
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Angelina Jolie Cures Prostate Cancers In Small African Boys
"Aging progresses rapidly in Darfur," said Angelina Jolie, glistening in the heat of the African sunlight. "I found this wrinkled boy whose skin had become depigmented...."
Whittington Apologizes For Being Shot And Having A Heart Attack
WASHINGTON, DC — Attorney Harry Whittington, shot in head by Vice President Dick Cheney in February, was declared incompetent by a Superior Court Judge this week and persona non grata by the Texas Bar Association...
Trailer Review: The Da Vinci Code
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Fame Is Hard
We at Brainsnap would like to sincerely apologize for the recent lack of published material. We have been busy being famous, and it is hard work...
NSA To Launch New Consumer Phone Service
The Nationa Security Agency announced today plans to unveil a new consumer phone service tentatively titled SafeCall. The service, a...
Shreds Crisis Hits Government
Controversy returned quite literally to the heads of the UK government last night. Several members of the Cabinet are reported to have fallen victim to a mystery condition known as cropped head syndrome. Leading Paparazzi...
'Obese' Mexican Jockey Charged In Smuggling Caper
LOS ANGELES — An obese Mexican man who was reportedly unable to leave la cocina (the kitchen) for the past five years, and long thought unable to stand...
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