Stories Archive by Month - May
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Americans Are Crossing Into Mexico To Look For Better Jobs
NOGALES, Mexico — Armed Mexican vigilantes are patrolling the Mexico-Arizona desert border region to prevent crossings from the USA into Mexico by Americans seeking a better life...
At First Press Briefing, Tony Snow: "I Have No Answers, Just This Great Ass!"
(Washington, D.C.) Things just don't seem to be going well for President Bush. His approval rating is lower than the funding allocated for alternate fuel research in his current budget. The...
Harris Poll Shows Bush Approval Drop To 29%: White House Seeks To Shore Up Support
Washington, DC (APE) - A recent Harris telephone survey of 1000 Americans has netted President Bush some of the worst approval ratings in the history of...
Donald Rumsfeld Caught Telling A Teeny-weeny Lie
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Napoleon Dynamite's Greatest Hits
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Barrister Wigs May Make A Trans-atlantic Voyage
Wash., D. C. -- As English barristers debate whether to continue the centuries-old tradition of wearing horsehair wigs in court, their American counterparts are considering the adoption of this tradition in the United States. There...
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