Stories Archive by Month - May

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David Cameron's Bike Found At Jacqui Smith's House

David Cameron's Bike Found At Jacqui Smith's House

After a tip-off this morning, police arrived at Jacqui Smith's house and took possession of a silver and black Scott mountain bike. It coincides with a police report that David Cameron's bicycle had been stolen

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Added: 11 May 2009
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Bristol Palin Encourages Teenage Girls To Become Pregnant

Bristol Palin, the 18 year old daughter of Alaska governor Sara Palin, said during an interview this morning that she hopes all teenage girls get to become pregnant because "being a mommy is just so

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Added: 11 May 2009
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Carrie Prejean's Pants Are So Hot They Vaporized!

(LOS ANGELES) After Miss California Carrie Prejean told the pageant committee that there was only one provocative photo of her, three surfaced. Now another photo has appeared showing a woman that appears to be Prejean

 The Spoof
Added: 11 May 2009
New Health Scare For The Middle Classes As Wine Flu Break Out Identified In Dulwich

New Health Scare For The Middle Classes As Wine Flu Break Out Identified In Dulwich

Middle class families and Guardian readers where in a state of panic up and down the brasseries and gastro pubs of Britain today after the Government announced the new pandemic - Wine Flu. The symptoms of

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Added: 11 May 2009
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Your Letters Answered: May 11, 2009

We answer letters from real readers like you, but not you, unless you sent us a letter, in which case we probably answered it!

American Idol Kicks Off Allison, The Only Remaining Girl

American Idol Kicks Off Allison, The Only Remaining Girl

HOLLYWOOD - And then there were three. American Idol has dumped the only female left in the singing competition. Seventeen year old Allison Irheta was given the heave ho by host Ryan Seacrest. The hard rockin'

New Racy Photos of Miley Cyrus An Internet Prank?

New Racy Photos of Miley Cyrus An Internet Prank?

For a brief time yesterday there were reportings that several racy photographs of Miley Cyrus were on the internet and several reported seeing them but that they "didn't look right". Today, fans and attorneys for the

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Added: 11 May 2009
Another Nude Photo of Carrie Prejean Surfaces

Another Nude Photo of Carrie Prejean Surfaces

In a stunning upset for staunch right-wing Christian celebrity news hounds, another nude photo of the controversial Miss California USA has made headlines across America, further tarnishing the reputation of models turned beauty queens everywhere.

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Added: 11 May 2009


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