Stories Archive by Month - May
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Children Worry That Sexagenarian Rockers Are Negatively Influencing Parents
As time goes on, many sons and daughters of parents aged 50-70 years old are growing concerned over the subversive and dangerous influence rock 'n' rollers in their 50s, 60s and 70s are having on
Leeds V. Millwall Could Be Decided By A Fight
West Yorkshire police have confirmed in a statement tonight, a cancellation of all staff leave in preparation for the second leg of the League One play-off between Leeds United and Millwall at Elland Road on
New Ufo Papers Released By Brit Government
Britain's defence ministry has just released over 10,000 more declassified UFO files to the general public. The files, released by Britain's National Archives, pertain to incidents from January 1, 1985 to Dec 31st 1995. The
Man With World's Largest Penis And Woman With World's Largest Vagina Axed To "Keep Kids Quiet"
DETROIT, MI - Today, the man with the world's largest penis and the woman with the world's largest vagina were axed to "keep [their] damn kids quiet."
"I been axin' you all morning to shet up
Woman With 'World's Wettest Vagina' Blamed For Brazilian Floods
Northern Brazil - Maria Vasquez is in deep trouble. Brazilian federal police officials rousted her from her bed in the early morning hours by kicking her door down and rushing in. She was arrested and
Miley Cyrus Vows To Start The Kirstie Alley Diet To Increase Her Boob Size!
Miley Cyrus has always desired size 38dd breasts. She knows they would help with more movie roles, better concert tours, and a full spread on Playdude magazine. But soon after watching a taped Oprah interview
Didier Drogba To Become A Ref
Didier Drogba, Chelsea's Ivory Coast striker, was last night so incensed by the "disgraceful performance" of Norwegian referee, Tom Henning Ovrebo, in the Champions League semi-final second leg against Barcelona, that he has decided to
Pee-wee League Player Suspended For Illegal Substance Use
(Great Neck-NY) In the shadow of Manny Ramirez's 50 game suspension for the use of a controlled substance, Pee-Wee league rookie sensation Josh "Long Ball" Brenner of the Massapequa Whirlwindz was
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