Stories Archive by Month - May

Salem, SA - "Satanic" rocker Marilyn Manson's ex-wife Dita Von Teese has claimed he is not what he seems. Many people think Manson is a Satan-worshiping, lamb sacrificing freak. Not so, says Von Teese, who

Michael Savage, the Talk Radio Network presenter whose name has appeared on a list of people to be banned from entering the UK, has proposed that the UK Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, be similarly banned

Joey Barton, banned from the Newcastle team for the rest of the season, is to fight Manny Pacquiao. He told reporters he "just wants to smack the little shit for giving his mate Ricky Hatton

UEFA President Michelle Platini has denied anti-English bias after Chelsea had five penalty appeals rejected during a stormy 1-1 draw at Stamford Bridge. Shrugging enigmatically, Mms. Platini said: "Je ne regrette rien. Barcelona play beautiful fo...

Manchester United manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, has said that the dismissal of Darren Fletcher by referee Roberto Rosetti in last night's Champions League semi-final victory against Arsenal, was "a tragedy" and that the Italian should

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Sultry Scottish singer has declined an invitation to sleep with filthy man-slut Russell Brand. Susan whose videos are youtube hits, has no inclination to sleep with Brand, whom some say has the morals and looks of

Arsenal FC crashed out of the Champion's league last night in a sporting performance that rivalled that of battered fighter Ricky Hatton. In a 2 round knockout, Manchester United beat Arsenal to proceed through to the