Stories Archive by Month - May
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Miss California Taking It From Both Ends On Internet Images
VISTA, CA - With her pink-panty clad, topless image recently appearing on the Internet, it would appear reigning Miss California Carrie Prejean, 21, has her hands full, getting plowed in the media, really taking a
Antonin Scalia Blasts President Obama "Gay Justice...worse Than Cia Waterboarding."
(Washington, D.C.) Ucs News: Sooner than expected U.S. President Barack Obama will have a chance to bring his trade mark CHANGE to the Supreme Court. The surprise retirement of Justice Souter
Graham Poll Carted Off To Nuthouse
News just in from FA headquarters is that former Premier League referee, Graham Poll, has been apprehended and taken to a secure psychiatric unit after a bizarre statement he made regarding Tuesday night's Champions League
Trailer Review: Star Trek
This week I review Star Trek Origins: Kirk. Technically, that's not what it's called, but from the trailer, that's what it looks like. It also flows nicely with last week's X-Men Origins movie. Maybe, we'll
Chelsea's Drogba Admits He's Fcukin' His Grace
In a fit of frustration after an humiliating defeat, Chelsea 's rude footballer Didier Drogba confessed to all the world that he is fucking his grace.
Swiss Uefa officials reported shock and awe over Drogba's
Susan Boyle Visits Boy George In Prison
LONDON - "Britian's Got Talent" contestant Susan Boyle visited Boy George, aka prisoner #74316869, who is presently incarcerated at The Petula Clark Prison For Blokes in London.
Miss Boyle said that she thoroughly enjoyed her two-hour
Brenda Song & Vanessa Hudgens Diss Twilight After Landing Roles In Eclipse, Yawn.
Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song have reportedly landed big roles in the third Twilight movie, Eclipse which will start shooting next year in March.
Vanessa has been cast as Lauren Mallory, the typical blonde ''mean
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