Stories Archive by Month - May
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UK Weather Office Develops New Forecasting Tools
In a press release issued today, the Weather Office announced that it is planning to provide additional weather data for it's £33 million supercomputer, known affectionately as "Deep Depression".
The Weather Office provides both
German Authorities Are Considering Filing Indecent Exposure Charges Against Claudia Schiffer
BERLIN - Members of The German Federation For Human Decency are seriously considering bringing charges of indecent exposure against German model Claudia Schiffer.
Schiffer appears on the cover of the German edition of Vgue Magazine and
Vertically Stacking Mobile Homes May Deter Tornado Damage
KANSAS CITY, KS -- It's the largest-ever study of tornadoes. More than 100 researchers involved with the VORTEX2 (Verification of the Origins of Rotation in Tornadoes Experiment 2) project will deploy a flotilla of instruments
Satan Enters Heaven Following Pact With Nick Clegg
Satan has become the new Prime Minister of Heaven, after forming a coalition with Nick Clegg's Liberal Democrats. God has resigned as Prime Minister and an election for leader of the forces of good will
Dancing With The Stars: Nicole "The Pussycat Doll" Scherzinger And Derek Hough Score Three Perfect 10s!
HOLLYWOOD - The latest edition of Dancing With The Stars was quite a physical undertaking. There was melodramatic movement on a night that saw a lot of physical action such as Niecy "Jiggly Parts" Nash
Mexican Couple Returns Dog "Lost" By Deltoid Airlines
DETROIT, Michigan - A Mexican couple returned a dog gone missing early last week from a flight bound for Detroit, said authorities.
Erin MacKenzie and Josiah Myers said they came across the dog on the beach
Trading Suspended On Capello Index
The Capello Index, a controversial fantasy soccer website named after England head coach Fabio Capello, has been put on ice until after the World Cup following an outcry from the British press, fans and the
Betty White Kicks Butt On Snl, Opens Door For Older Guests
Getting praise from critics and helping Saturday Night Live achieve a ratings surge has put comedienne-actress Betty White, 88, in the spotlight. It's not only her, but many other eighty-somethings as well.
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