Stories Archive by Month - May

Questioned on the streets outside New York's most prestigious furrier following a recent blood smearing campaign for patrons considering a fur purchase, animal rights group chairwoman, Ivana Birgerphatt, was reportedly seen carrying a leather clutch...

It is reported that Gordon Brown, our brilliant Prime Minister and Chancellor of the Exchequer is to leave politics and concentrate his undoubted talents in voluntary work. A spokesman for our Glorious Leader has announced that

Salisbury - (Sacred Geometry): A Leonardo Davinci-style weeping Queen of Heaven crop circle has just materialised in an oil seed rape field near Stonehenge. Its appearance comes two days ahead of the 13 May anniversary of

LONDON - After going through a rock, paper, scissors, ritual, David Cameron has emerged as the new leader of England and the new occupant of 10 Downing Street. When the new prime minister was asked what

NORMAN, OK -- At least five people have died and around 50 injured eight of them seriously, as a result of a series tornadoes that devastated several areas of the U.S. state of Oklahoma, according

After days of political horse-trading, during which the long missing Shergar was thankfully relocated, Gordon Brown has stopped squatting in his own house and David Cameron designated the new occupant of 10 Downing Street.  Though

Following a 'Pretty Woman' style agreement between the Conservatives and the Lib-Dems, David Cameron will shortly be taking the reins in Downing Street. It's the understanding of Skoob News that Gordon Brown's formal resignation is imminent

The horrendous morning squealing and screaming of out of tune Imans and Muezzins driving Turks insane in Istanbul whilst hoping to lure punters into the local mosques is over. The Turkish parliament and its religious leaders