Stories Archive by Month - May
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British Darts Champion To Open Acupuncture Clinic
2009 World Dart Champion, Dudley Wang, has announced the planned opening of a new-age acupuncture clinic in London's North-End, this late summer.
A product of both proper British breeding as well as Eastern science and philosophy,
UK Astronaut Tom Peake Has First Weightless F***; Weightless Encounters Put The O Back In Zero-g
UK's astronaut candidate (stop laughing!) Tom Peake has made a giant leap in his training; though not 'for mankind' in general, more for himself. And he can't wait to get back in the saddle.
The Briton
Raymond Hightower, Experiences Millionaire Heiress
CLEVELAND - An African American man tasted freedom for the first time in nearly 30 years on Wednesday after a judge vacated his conviction because DNA evidence showed he did not steal a glazed donut
Milliband Favourite To Join Girls Aloud
David Milliband has emerged as a favourite to join the new Girls Aloud line up, following the news that several members of the original band are to resign.
Milliband has impressed with his talented footwork and
Fema Bans Church Prayer In Nola
NEWS ORLEANS, LA - If there's one thing Monsignor Foley of the New Orleans diocese can't take, it's telling his parishioners at the Cathedral-Basilica of St. Louis Cathedral, located in the French Quarter, that they
Obama Picks Personal Injury Lawyer For Supreme Court Nominee
WASHINGTON, DC – The White House announced this morning that President Obama has changed his mind and decided against Elena Kagan as his choice to replace John Paul Stevens as Supreme Court Justice. Although it
Angelina Jolie's Teeth Bucked Again
Although she's a beautiful lady, Angelina Jolies's teeth get bucked every six months or so and she has had six surgeries to have this corrected.
Jolie admitted that it started while she was married to
Derek Hough Breaks Up With Leighton Meester Says He Misses Cheryl Cole
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Dancing With The Stars dancer Derek Hough has told his downstairs maid, Markayla Madison, 32½, that he has broken up with electro pop diva - actress girlfriend Leighton Meester.
Markayla who has been
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