Stories Archive by Month - May
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British Tax Payers Refuse To Bail Out Greece
British taxpayers are refusing to bail out Greece. It was decided they should do so under a sneaky European Union deal.
"It's just not fair," said one British taxpayer, Arthur Giblet, of Berwick Hills.
Pamela Anderson Finally Reveals That Her Right Boob Is Bigger Than Her Left Boob
HOLLYWOOD - After months of hearing the rumors regarding her world famous rack, Pamela Anderson has confessed that yes it is most definitely true that her right boob is in fact larger than her left
R-patz Becomes Mormon To Get Married
Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson has found a solution to the dilemma of satisfying the hoards of screaming women who claim to be in love with him. He is to convert to Mormonism and marry the
Robert Pattinson Accused of Biting Young Lady On The Neck
A 15-year-old young lady from New York is claiming that Twilight actor Robert Pattinson bit her on the neck as she and her girlfriend attended a recent Twilight Movie promotion at Madison Square Garden.
"It was
Gordon Brown Just Cannot Work With Anyone
Gordon Brown just cannot get along with anyone he works with.
This is a known fact and has been like this since he started school at the age of 5 so should be no
England To Be Abolished Following Hung Parliament
Breaking News - Late last night the Labour leader Gordon Brown was hatching grand plans to pre-empt the conservatives and form the next government.
This follows Scotland's First Minister, SNP leader Alex Salmond, call on the
Selena Gomez Caught Flirting With Liam Hemsworth At A Tacos "R" Us
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez who recently revealed that she had a crush on Liam Hemsworth, one of the stars of The Last Song, was caught flirting with the Australian star at a Tacos "R"
Pamela Anderson's Top-shelf Idea To Solve Bp Oil Disaster
Malibu, CA - In a stunning turn, recently-displaced Dancing With The Stars contestant Pamela Anderson is donating several hundred of her old breast implants to the U.S. EPA and British Petroleum, in the hopes of
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