Stories Archive by Month - May
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Miley Cyrus Defends Her Grinding Lap Dance By Saying, "Hey People, I Had Shorts On"
LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus was having a pedicure at The Rice Paddy of Vietnam Pedicure Palace when she was asked about the incident at the 'wrap party' for her movie The Last Song.
Miley asked
Audio From The Panel, Update On Geekathon
The get the geek a new computer drive has started off with a bang. I'm already up to $113.68 for my new mobo, cpu and memory combo. I'm probably going to need a
Sarah Palin Denies Existence of Gaa...barack Obama
In an interview today with Fox News Sean Hannity, Sarah Palin denied the existence of President Barack Obama. Citing her solipsistic view that that the self can know nothing but its own modifications and
Slug Critical Following Australian Eating Incident
A slug was said to be in a critical condition following eating an Australian after being challenged to a dare by a garden snail.
The slug contracted the little known disease Twat Lugworm following eating a
Republicans Choose Lap Dances Over Mexican Heat
Tampa, FL - It's official. The Republican National Committee has chosen Tampa, Florida as the site of their 2012 Republican National Convention. Delegates from all over the United States will converge on Tampa, Florida, the
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Brown Out: Atmosphere Electric As Labour's Power Cut
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John Terry's Dad Admits "My Son Is A Footballer"
Woking Crown Court heard today that Edward Terry admitted being the father of a footballer. Terry, 56, admitted supplying the world with a center half and is expected to be found guilty. He faces a
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