Stories Archive by Month - May

Australian actor Russell Crowe admitted today that he was persuaded to take the role of iconic English character Robin Hood after being shown the 1970 film 'Ned Kelly' starring Mick Jagger as the legendary Australian. Although

TORIES USE FORCE, GAIN CONTROL OF GALAXY It is a dark time for Labour. Although the Death Vote was temporarily avoided, Imperial Tory politicians have driven the Labour forces from their Downing Street base. Liberal

Arizona's Governor Janet Brewer is brilliant! I will never call her democratically challenged again.  She is killing two birds with one stone.  She is cutting most funding for the severely mentally ill, while she

Although it was all the way back to April 7th over a month ago, both Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth apparently had a near-death experience that is just now being reported. As any good reporter will

Liza Colburn uses her cellphone constantly. She taps out her grocery lists, records voice memos (e.g. walk Fido, break up with that loser Frank), listens to music at the gym, tracks her caloric intake

Ex Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been found hiding in a cupboard near the Cabinet Office at No.10 Downing Street. The discovery was made by cleaning staff shortly after Prime Minister Cameron's historic first Cabinet Meeting

The Peckham Employment Tribunal has unanimously ruled that chronic flatulence is not a disability under the Disability Discrimination Act 1995. The judgement was a disappointment for Ayama McTrumpitt (27), who claimed she had been unfairly treated...

The jealousy bug has hit Robert Pattinson recently as he is very upset with co-star and girlfriend, Kristen Stewart. "I guess it was bound to happen after the shooting began on this last Twilight", stated one