Stories Archive by Month - May

A shocking confidential report leaked from environment watchdog Envirowatch reveals that most of Britain is now underwater, and that climate change sceptics are keeping it secret from the public. Starting in 1975, the south west of

Things must be a lot worse than has been reported about the fighting between Britney Spears and boyfriend, Jason Trawick, as Britney fired him as her agent and her boyfriend. Britney reportedly told a source

Fey, faery teenage vampyres Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are revelling in the UK's new Cam-Clegg-Lib-Dem-Con-Dem Coalition, a source close to a tissue of falsehoods told The Daily Sphincter yesterday, writes Political Editor Carrie Onlying...

Clothing, the pill, women in the infantry, men in drag, stay at home dads, unisex clothes, all blur the natural order of yin and yang. 'Yin & Yang Sports Drinks' further confuse the issue.

After a recent poll showed David Miliband topping the odds of winning the Labour Party leadership contest, and Ed Miliband following up in second place, the brothers today decided to form an alliance. They

Abu Dhabi - In a first of its kind marketing scheme, Peppy Cola the American cola company has installed a vending machine that actually returns gold when it receives a deposit of any competitor's soft

Galaxy 15 has the potential to zap "C-band" signals intended for other satellites and redistribute them

Kentucky Fried Chicken, the world's greasiest Fa(s)t Food outlet, was fined £19,000 today after a Cockroach was found eating a chip in its Leicester Square Branch. The Cockroach, Denzil the Muncher, had apparently entered the establishment