Stories Archive by Month - May

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Conservative Pundits Accuse Wal-mart of Having A Socialist Agenda

Conservative Pundits Accuse Wal-mart of Having A Socialist Agenda

Wal-Mart, the world's largest retailer, has announced plans to donate $2 billion in food and other goods to food banks and other nonprofit groups that feed the needy. They have also pledged to share

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Coalition Government Formed; Saves All

Ryan Fitzgerald offers an optimistic view Contrary to what you may have been reading in other publications, thelemonpress.co.uk can exclusively reveal that the recently formed coalition government between the Conservative Party and the Liberal With Our

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Boffin's Scheme To Save Dover Cliffs

CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND - Immortalized in lyrics and verse, the "White Cliffs of Dover" are an icon of English patriotism and nostalgia - a familiar landmark for returning travelers akin to the Statue of Liberty for

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Added: 13 May 2010
Jack Straw Ruled Out of Leadership Race

Jack Straw Ruled Out of Leadership Race

Jack Straw has been sensationally ruled out of the Labour leadership race on the grounds that he is a useless politician and nobody in their right mind will vote for him. Straw consulted his wife over

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Added: 13 May 2010
Melissa Etheridge And Chely Wright To Record "The Ballad of The Glazed Donuts"

Melissa Etheridge And Chely Wright To Record "The Ballad of The Glazed Donuts"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Melissa Etheridge emailed Chely Wright as soon as she heard the 'carpet munching' news and invited her to do a duet with her. Chely replied that if by 'duet' she means a little

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Added: 13 May 2010
C Nick Legg - A Warning From History

C Nick Legg - A Warning From History

How many of us were observant enough to C Nick Legg's star rising? Keen observers would C that Nick Legg joined the Tories at uni even though he can't remember doing that. Moving forward a few

David Cameron To Ban Eastenders

David Cameron To Ban Eastenders

New British Prime Minister David Cameron has today delivered his first speech as the nation's leader, and has announced his intention to ban any further broadcasts of the BBC1 show EastEnders. Cameron told a massed media

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Beatles Re-release Their Catalog of Re-remastered Albums

For the 4th time since the compact disc's inception into mainstream culture, the entire Beatles catalogue has been re-mastered; this time into a sleeker black box. "Finally," said Herb Thurman, a 56 year old Beatles fan,

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Added: 13 May 2010


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