Stories Archive by Month - May

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American Idol Sends Its Biggest Contestant Ever Big Mike Lynche Back To The Land of The Oranges

American Idol Sends Its Biggest Contestant Ever Big Mike Lynche Back To The Land of The Oranges

HOLLYWOOD - Past American Idol winner Fantasia "Lets Givem Chumtin Ta Talk About" Barrino performed. I guess it was Fantasia, the whole top portion of her short Africanized 'do' fell down and it completely covered

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Thank God For The Conservatives!

Middle Englanders everywhere were falling to their knees giving thanks this morning as they awoke to find David Cameron firmly ensconced in the hallowed halls of Downing Street. For, as we can exclusively reveal - The

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Hull Man Fails To Understand Seriousness of Situation

The Lemon Press has learned today that there is a man in Hull (or possibly Harrogate) who doesn’t understand the abject terror which the first 12 hours of coalition government are causing the country. “I just don’t

The 2010 Girls Aloud Nude Calendar Has Just Become Great Britain's Biggest Selling Calendar of All Time

The 2010 Girls Aloud Nude Calendar Has Just Become Great Britain's Biggest Selling Calendar of All Time

LONDON - The Bloomin' British Babes Calendar Company which is based in Bristol has just reported that its 2010 Girls Aloud Nude Calendar has just surpassed sales of the previous number one calendar which was

 The Spoof
Added: 13 May 2010
Michael Jackson: Newer 2008 Tapes Surface, Show Possible Long-term Prescription Drug Addiction!

Michael Jackson: Newer 2008 Tapes Surface, Show Possible Long-term Prescription Drug Addiction!

In a series of tapes being released by an Australian tabloid it shows that Michael Jackson was deeply under the influence of prescription drugs. The recordings show the star longing for a comeback and wanting

Fake Emma Watson 'Nude' Pics - Who's Next?

Fake Emma Watson 'Nude' Pics - Who's Next?

Following the release of faked Emma Watson 'nude' photographs on the internet, worried website operators are scratching their heads in bewilderment and wondering where all this is going to end. It seems that the 'joke' is

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Is Tigerworld About To Collapse?

So many shoes have dropped in the Tiger Woods saga this week that one might think we are dealing with a centipede and not a mortal man. And the week still has two

 The Chortler
Added: 13 May 2010
The Michael Jackson Tapes - Jacko Feared Cameron Would Make Him Defence Minister

The Michael Jackson Tapes - Jacko Feared Cameron Would Make Him Defence Minister

The late 'King of Pop' Michael Jackson was reportedly paranoid that should David Cameron ever be elected Prime Minister, he would be railroaded into becoming Minister of Defence by a coalition government. So states a tape



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