Stories Archive by Month - May
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Rumsfeld To Close All Military Bases In The Us
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Flu Epidemic To Strike On May 19
SILICON VALLEY, California - Industry analysts warn of massive network outages on May 19 caused, according to health officials, by "millions of IT guys coming down with the flu."
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Homeland Security Secretary Chertoff Dons Shirt
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Premier Clubs Support Pitch Invasions
Premier League football clubs are set to introduce “controlled pitch invasions” to improve the atmosphere at the end of next season.
Senator Bill Frist Is Proud: Massengill To Introduce Republican Douche Bags
Unconfirmed sources report Tennessee Senator Dr. Bill Frist and Rev. James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family, will be the first fragrances in a new line of douche bags.
No Drugs Thanks - We're Cyclists
The French Professional Cyclists' Association is in turmoil this week over a series of allegations that some cyclists are not taking drugs.
A Pianist Keeps Own Counsel, And Hopefully A Staff of Attorneys
LONDON -- The painfully silent gentleman played a range of music from Tchaikovsky's 'Swan Lake' to Lennon and McCartney. Beyond that, not too much is known about this quiet man who may be in his
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