Stories Archive by Month - May
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Toilet Manufacturer To Introduce Koran-accommodating Islamoflusher
An American toilet manufacturer is currently designing
a new model that will "flush the bulkiest of Korans,"
sources said yesterday.
Blair To Appoint Minister For Frightening People
Tony Blair has been so pleased with the public response to recent government warnings that he has announced the creation of a new Cabinet post, The Minister of State for Scare Tactics.
Man Accidentally Becomes Common Law Mac User
matthew Strebe writes: Drew Bullard, an expert old school Unix administrator and sysadmin for a large university, was shocked to discover that he had accidentally become a common law mac user. Associate Zach
Al Green Faces Class Action Paternity Suit
He's been spreading the love for years through his music and preaching, but now R&B legend Al Green is being served with the bill. A group of over 200 women have filed a $75 million
New Species of Rodent Discovered
During a trip to a local market in Laos, Southeast Asia, zoologists on a fact-finding mission to look for new species of rodents previously not known to exist, stumbled across a previously not known to
Angelina Jolie Likes To Smell Brad's Pitts
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The Least Likely Statements From Well-known Figures
Things you might never hear during your lifetime.
George W. Bush Signs Quran Protection Act And Blasts Newsweek
Unconfirmed sources report that President Bush signed the Quran Protection Act and held a brief press conference early this morning. The President signed the bill, answered a few prescreened questions
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