Stories Archive by Month - May
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Now Is The Time To Restore Civility To The House of Commons, You Scum-sucking Liberal Pigs
A rebuttal to the Prime Minister from the Honourable Stephen Harper, Leader of the Official Opposition
Pope On A Rope?
Mild Mannered Religious Hardliner by Day, Costumed Crimefighter by Night! Pope John Paul II's Double Life Revealed as Vatican Plot to Conceal Death With Puppet Pope Uncovered!
New Jersey Builders To Evict 1 Million Residents; 500,000 More To Be Resettled In Connecticut
Trenton, NJ--Not content with developing, ravaging, and pillaging the formerly rural state of New Jersey, several major builders in the state have begun evicting 1 million residents from several areas, such as Camden, Trenton, New
Military Base Closures And Consolidations To Result In 51st State, "Rumsfeldia"
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld today announced plans to close all existing military bases and consolidate them into a single "megabase" in the southwestern part of the United States. Rumsfeld also announced that, given the
Newsweek Retracts Quran Story; 'We Meant Duran Duran, Not Quran. Sorry.'
Story by Marcelo Lewin on Monday, May 17, 2005
Silent Drifter A Musical Prodigy
A vagrant at The Geoffrey Rush Shine Centre for the Incurable Displaced has astounded his care workers by revealing himself as a musical prodigy. The voiceless hobo, who wishes to remain anonymous, was found wandering
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