Stories Archive by Month - May
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Scientists Healed From Too Much Concern About Mars' Southern Pole
MESMARIA, Md. -- Scientists have been disturbed for decades about why Mars' southern polar cap is offset from its geographical south pole. It was getting so that these scientists were damaging their health over the
It's The End of The World As We Own It
Matthew writes: Mark Friday, the
13th of May, 2005, as the date that Cornell University announced to all of mankind the inevitable
subjugation of humanity by machines was finally at hand.
Hod Libson, Cornell
Paris And Nicole Explore Michael Jackson's Briefs
Leave it to Fox. In a move virtually guaranteed to simultaneously expand its primetime network and cable news viewerships, the self-described “schlock” network has announced a very special May sweeps episode of “The Simple Life:
Jackson Trial Shocker! : "tennessee Senator Bill Frist Filibustered Bubbles The Monkey!"
Unconfirmedsources report Michael Jackson's defense team to plead emotional distress. Today trial lawyers in the Jackson case unveiled the core of their defense strategy. Lead Jackson defense attorney Thomas Mesereau
The Thought Thieves
Matthew writes: Microsoft has
announced a competition for student filmmakers in the U.K. designed to highlight the problem of
"Thought Thieves", those who profit by stealing the original creativity of others
and pass
Mark Geragos Takes The Stand
It was high-profile defense attorney Mark Geragos turn to take the stand at the Michael Jackson trial this Friday.
Pope Vows To Defend Catholic Church's 'Pro-life' Doctrine At Moscow Ve Record Turnout
Flanked by President Bush, French President Jacques Chirac and German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, Putin accompanied by virtually all other World leaders, listened to a rousing speech by Pope John Paul II and Stalin condemning mass
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