Stories Archive by Month - May
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David Blaine's Underwater Bubble Fills With Urine And Feces
NEW YORK — After much fanfare and promotion, the 33-year-old illusionist, David Blaine, ended his 177 hours of immersion by being pulled in a semiconscious and decaying state from his urine and feces-filled plexiglass bubble...
J. Edgar Hoover Investigates Steroid Scandal At Request of Twin Brother Babe Ruth
Wash., D. C. -- He's back! Thirty-four years after his death, legendary G-man J. Edgar Hoover has returned to his beloved Federal Bureau of Investigation. The Spoof sources (we call them Deeper Throats) within the...
White House Announces New Additions To Bush Team
The White House has announced two new additions to President George W. Bush's staff as part of it's further revamping of it's policy team. The Rose Garden press conference introduced...
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld Responds To Pentagon Video of Him Streaking
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld has issued a statement through his attorney, Ike N. Steele, of the law firm Ike N. Steele, Tayer R. Rist, and Associates. In...
Trailer Review: X-men: The Last Stand
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Detroit Pistons' Rasheed Wallace Guarantees He'll Act Like Ass For Rest of Life
Rasheed Wallace, the outspoken, technical foul-happy Detroit Piston, has guaranteed reporters he'll "act like an ass the rest of my life," NBA insiders said yesterday...
Bush And Nascar Theme Gala Nets RNC $17 Million
Washington, DC (APE) - President Bush yesterday made an appearance at the RNC's NASCAR themed kickoff event and reportedly netted the party $17 million for the upcoming races in...
Guide To Bureaucracy- Part One
Bureaucracy is an essential and ever present element of Earthly existence, like air and Mormons. However, it is one of the most misunderstood components of society. If you asked a selection of the general public...
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